Friday, August 14, 2009
10) You have someone who can talk about things other than sex and sports.
9) Limited smells of beer & burps that come out the wrong end.
8) Lots of foreplay! ;)
7) You get cards or flowers on days other then your birthday or Valentines Day.
6) No need to watch ball games on T.V.
5) You can act out the twelve days of Christmas using the animals you both have.
4) Your chances of having good sex are good since she has been practicing on herself for many years, & you have the same anatomy.
3) There is actually someone who will share the housework with you.
2) No need to explain "Venus" ways to another Venus.
1) You always have a friend to go to the Lilith Fair, or shop with.