Thursday, April 23, 2009

Friday Funnies - Letterman's Top Ten (Somali Pirate's)

David Letterman's Top Ten Thoughts Going Through the Somali Pirate's Mind While in New York City

10. This city is more dangerous than downtown Mogadishu.
9. It's like my own episode of "Gossip Girl."
8. Maybe Madonna will adopt me.
7. If I don't get a corned beef on rye soon, I'm gonna plotz!
6. How can I meet Zac Efron?
5. Go Niners!
4. Any chance of getting "Jersey Boys" tickets?
3. This would be a pretty sweet trip if it weren't for the handcuffs and jail.
2. Why the hell are these people lining up to see Letterman?
1. You charge $40 for parking, and I'm the pirate?


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8 comments:

Mike Golch said...

good one.

LadyBanana said...

Hmmm I must be fick but I don't get these at all I don't think...

S'onnie said...

thanks for the laugh :)

Tammy said...

Hehehe!

Doctor Shoal said...

What about finding heath care?

meleah rebeccah said...

I love me some David Letterman.

Dr. Deb said...

Oh, those were funny!

WannabeMommy said...

Great chuckle.... thanks!