Sunday, September 21, 2008

SNL's Tina Fey Kidnapped!


Breaking News: It has been confirmed, Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey has been kidnapped by Gov. Sarah Palin. Palin who was dressed scantily in a bikini is holding Fey hostage in Alaska. Palin was seen holding a hockey stick aimed at Fey's head. For some reason Fey was forced to take off her blouse, and play the accordion. Fey who was force feed moose burgers was told they came from "Bullwinkle the Moose." (Moose is missing.) When asked why she was only wearing a bikini in -20 degree weather, Palin refreshed her lipstick, struck a pose, and said that she could see Russia from her window, and that they could see her. Her husband Todd was seen snowmobiling in circles behind her.

Palin originally asked V.P. Dick Cheney to kidnap her then changed her mind saying that Fey's face was to pretty to get riddled with buckshot. Cheney has been hiding in Alaska ever since his popularity reached negative numbers.

7 comments:

meleah rebeccah said...

LOL LOL LOL

You know I love me some Tina Fey. Hell, Id switch teams for her.

meleah rebeccah said...

PS:
I LOVE That Photo of her. WOW.

Awake In Rochester said...

Hi meleah rebeccah,

Yeah, I know, that's your gal!

I liked it to. The photo is kind of a funny/sexy mixture. I would love to find out where the photo was taken & what it was about.

meleah rebeccah said...

hmm...Ill find out for you....

meleah rebeccah said...

here is where & why that photo came to be:

http://www.newsgab.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34303

meleah rebeccah said...

THIS is where and how that photo came to be...and there are many more where this one came from.

She is the best.

Awake In Rochester said...

Hi meleah rebeccah,

Thanks for getting back to me with that info. I like the photo of her sitting with glasses at the typewriter best.

Congratulations on your girls 2 Emmy's!