Friday, September 11, 2009

I missed my appointment with Super Shrink


When my social worker made the appointment, she told me to be sure to show up. Unfortunately, I had very little gas and only $3. I knew that parking might cost more then that. I tried to bum a ride, but no luck. UG! I called to reschedule, but Super Shrink's secretary wasn't available, so I left a message. I never heard back.

Maybe it's just as well. I'm scared to see Super Shrink. This is no ordinary shrink. He (don't know the gender) has extraordinary powers! This person can test me, and label me disabled due to mental problems, (by the power vested in him by the State of New York. AMEN!). Well, I probably am, but I don't necessarily want that on my permanent record, (wherever they keep them.) I mean, I really could use the money form SSI, but at what cost? To have the stigma of being labeled mentally ill on my permanent record? (I think "Fruit loops" is the technical term).

Super Shrink represents the State of N.Y., therefore has Super powers. This Shrink probably has the power to lock me up in R-wing faster then a speeding bullet. I don't think I'm Fruit loops enough to be locked up, but what if he is an overzealous type? Then I could end up in a nightmare. What if he gets a free decoder ring with every 500 people he puts away? IF I see Super Shrink I'm going to ease up on my answers a bit, especially in a certain area. If he asks, "on a scale from 1 to 10 what are you"? If I'm an 8, then I will probably tone it down to a 6. I don't want this dude to get a decoder ring at my expense! NOPE!


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10 comments:

Rebecca said...

Can I tell you how happy I was to see you comment on my blog today? Ya had me worried yesterday - glad to see you finding some humor in Super Shrink - and nope, no decoder ring at your expense!
Hope you are able to reschedule soon :)!

dcr said...

I wouldn't worry. Most people by now realize that computers and portable computing devices have largely rendered decoder rings obsolete anyway, so there's not the demand for them that there once was.

Sonnie-Dee said...

I am sorry this is such a stress filled thing for you. I think I was really lucky, when I was in state ordered pyschiatric care I got a good shrink who actually put me at ease. I hope you get the same

meleah rebeccah said...

Hm. Maybe you could just see a REGULAR shrink without all those powers so that you can feel better?

If you need to talk, you know how to get intouch with me.

xoxoox

Unknown said...

I hope you get in to see someone - even it if isn't super shrink. And don't worry about being admitted as a health professional I am sure you know that that really is the last resort and generally they only keep you for a week. Guess I know a few folks that have been admitted in my day but they actually felt better after.

Anonymous said...

Yeah....don't you forget about your "permanent record." it never leaves you...lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah....don't you forget about your "permanent record." it never leaves you...lol

Awake In Rochester said...

Hi folks,

Thanks for caring! I’m feel a little less alone.

I’m still trying to figure out if I should see this super shrink, or find a regular one. I think that I need to get some kind of help before winter. I get worse in winter, and can’t imagine that. It already feels like I’m in a winter state of mind.

kanishk said...

Most people by now realize that computers and portable computing devices have largely rendered decoder rings obsolete anyway, so there's not the demand for them that there once was.
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